pixelpixies:Every – time – Aspen flirted with William, he…

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Every – time – Aspen flirted with William, he reacted negatively.
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Aspen: Why are you upset? I just said you looked nice tonight?
William: As opposed to when? Did I not look nice on our first date??
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Aspen: We can sit in the hot tub and snuggle if you want?
William: The amount of germs in there, just the thought *repressed barfing noises*
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Aspen: Aww look how sweet, Pancake Bob and his wife are still so in love.
William: Public displays of affection are so tacky! Hah hah hah
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William: I shall impress you with my amazing push ups!
Aspen: Sorry William, I am done for now….

Well, at least the romance is still alive for Bob and Eliza? 😀

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